Chris and I were singing (as good as our off-tune voice boxes would let us) to Emersyn on night and didn't really know the words to Hush Little Baby. I looked up the lyrics and thought someone had made them up.
Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull
And if that cart and bull fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in
Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring turns blue
Daddy's gonna buy you a big canoe
And if that big canoe starts to sink
Daddy's gonna buy you a bike that is pink
And if that bike happens to get a flat
Daddy's gonna buy some skis that are fat
And if those skis don't go through the pow'
Daddy's gonna buy you a nice big cow
And if that cow makes nothing but pies,
Daddy's gonna have to sing you some more lullabies.
I do have to say that the whole part about the cow and pies came up because of the cows on my dad's ranch...it works.